I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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