I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Randomize
