Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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