i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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