Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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