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(201): View more from New Jersey

You kept calling me your small dog last night.

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(631): View more from New York

even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away

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(618): View more from Illinois

Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.

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(513): View more from Ohio

He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.

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(248): View more from Michigan

THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it

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(313): View more from Michigan

On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years

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