No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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