problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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