The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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