Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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