she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I came so hard my ears popped.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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