I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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