do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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