Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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