The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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