As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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