I CAN MOONWALK!
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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