I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
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I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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