I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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