I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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