just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
My penis needs a shock collar
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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