I'm going to jail i love you
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
True strength comes from lack of pants
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Randomize
