Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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