you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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