Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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