I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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