You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I think my moral compass just broke
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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