yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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