It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
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This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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