What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Randomize
