any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
there is another microwave in the elevator.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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