Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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