we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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