I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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