Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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