I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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