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Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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