you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
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