it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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