Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
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