okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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