I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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