Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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