Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
babies were throwing up all over the place
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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