so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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