I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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