I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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