i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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