Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Randomize
