he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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