hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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