I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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