I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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