She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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