so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
