I think I just saw someone hide a body.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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